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THE THINGS I DO FOR THIS CLUB !!!.......I BET THE NORFOLK WOLF DOESNT STAND IN HIS BACK GARDEN LOOKING LIKE FRIGGING E.T ????
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I wanted a logo that would sum up what the club did, without having "metal detectorist" plastered all over it !!!
The end result came out alright on tee shirts and stickers,   it looks quite smart,   to say the least !!!
HAVE A LOOK BELOW AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK ?????
A CLICK OF THE MOUSE AND A SIGNAL STRAYED TO A FAR AND DISTANT PLANET !! (NO, NOT PECKHAM) SITTING IN HIS INTER GALACTIC POD WITH HIS SHIP ON THE DRIVE, THE ALIEN "DE-TEC-TOR" (YES, I KNOW ITS NAFF !!) LOGS ONTO HIS WATCH MONITOR AND PICKS UP THE THAMES AND FIELD SIGNAL.........INTO THE SHIP AND A QUICK 9999990 AND 1   LIGHT YEARS DRIVE.   LIZARD LIPS TURNS UP IN MY BACK GARDEN TO BUY A T-SHIRT......ITS ALL TRUE !! (JUST LOOK AT THE PICS)

I TRIED TO SELL HIM SHIRTS FOR HIS KIDS TOO (AS HE'S GOT 3000 OF ER'M, "BIG PROFIT FLASHING HERE" !) TO FIND OUT ALL KIDS FROM PLANET COIL (YES I KNOW ITS S**T) HAVE THREE ARM'S (BIT LIKE CANTERBURY FOLK ! ) THEN THINGS TURN NASTY AND I'M TAKEN AWAY( AFTER A REAL LONG FIGHT !) TO MATE WITH THE WOMEN OF COIL !!!!

IT TURNS OUT THAT THE MEN OF COIL LOOK LIKE LIZARDS AND THE WOMAN LOOK LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON !!......ALL 14 MILLION OF THEM........ITS GONNA BE "HARD" BEING A INTER GALACTIC STUD TO ALL THESE WOMEN BUT I'M DOING THE COUNTRY A FAVOUR, AS WE DONT WANT ANY MORE ABDUCTION'S.... JUST TO SERVICE THERE WOMEN !!!!!!!

THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO FOR THIS CLUB.......JUST HOPE I CAN "STAND UP" TO ALL THESE WOMAN !!!.......IT'S LUCKY FOR YOU LOT THERES ONLY 14 MILLION WOMEN, AS IF IT HAD BEEN MORE I WOULD'NT MAKE THIS FRIDAYS CLUB NIGHT !!!!
T AND F BREAKING NEWS
  U.F.O SPOTTED IN
    STEVES GARDEN ???
I WAS GUIDED HERE BY THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS WEB SITE !!.......AND SOFT TOILET ROLL !!
THE T SHIRTS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD !!!
I MUST PHONE HOME......ONLY £15......
AN IMPRESSIVE AND HIGHLY ADVANCED WEB DESIGNER !!
GOOD DRESS SENSE TOO ......
I HAVE MET YOUR LEADER.......HE TRULY IS A GOD !!!
A MAN OF MANY TALENTS........
I CANNOT BELEVE YOU HAVE ADVANCED TO THIS LEVEL OF CLUB ACTIVITY !!
EXTERMINATE TIGHT WAD......
THE BEST £15 I EVER SPENT !!.....APART FROM A ZILCON 5000 I BOUGHT CHEAP, ON PLANET GRECKON 5........IN A CLOSING DOWN SALE !!!
THIS HUMAN TOP COVER STILL LOOKS GOOD FROM BEHIND !!!
THE MEN OF MY PLANET LOOK LIKE LIZARDS....THE WOMEN LOOK LIKE YOUR PAMELA ANDERSON !!!......I HAVE TAKEN YOUR LEADER TO OUR PLANET TO MATE WITH OUR WOMEN !!........I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT STEVE FOUGHT WITH US FOR AT LEAST 1.8 SECONDS BEFORE HE GAVE UP AND WAS TAKEN FOR THIS TRAUMATIC DEED !!! DO YOU EARTH PEOPLE ALWAYS SMILE WHEN YOUR BEING ABDUCTED ????
I KNOW THIS IS PART OF THERE LANGUAGE......I HAVE SEEN IT MANY, MANY TIMES ON THERE MESSAGE BOARD !!!
THATS WRATTENS......ONCE AGAIN......WRATTENS !!
AND ONCE MORE WRATTENS........
THAMES AND FIELD.......YOUR SITE HAS REACHED OUR PLANET AND WE COME TO PAY HOMAGE......
NICE SLEEVE DETAIL
YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT MY NEIGHBOURS THINK LOOKING OUT THERE WINDOWS.........SOUNDS LIKE A SHIPS BRAKE !!!
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS ???
THESE SHIRTS COME IN MANY COLOURS AND THE HOODIES AND CREW NECKS ARE BEING MADE AT THIS MOMENT.....AS I FART AROUND IN THIS STUPID MASK !!!!
THE SHIRTS MOVE WITH GRACE AND PANACHE !!
THE THINGS I DO FOR THIS FRIGGING WEBSITE !!!
SUPPORT YOUR CLUB RAFFLE......OR WE'LL EAT YOU !!!
NOW I'M ON YOUR PLANET ID LIKE TO MAKE A CLAIM FOR CHILD BENEFIT !!!........I HAVE 3000 CHILDREN.....TAKE ME TO YOUR DHSS LEADER........AND I'D LIKE A LOAN FOR CARPETS FOR MY SHIP TOO !!!
IT WAS SO FRIGGING HOT IN THIS MASK IN THE SUN, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PASS OUT !!!
HANDS UP FOR SAYING "NO" TO CAMO !!!.......ITS BANNED ON OUR PLANET TOO !!!
IM OFF TO YOUR SO CALLED "LOCAL" WITH YOUR LEADER TO TEST YOUR MEAD ??.......THIS CUSTOM OF YOURS IS VERY "ALIEN" TO ME ?.......I WILL HAVE TO SUFFER IT !!........"OY TREACLE... CHUCK US SOME PORK SCRATCHINGS" I'M LEARNING THE LANGUAGE WELL !!!
HOW MANY METAL DETECTING WEB SITES HAVE GOT THERE OWN SIX FOOT SIX MARTIAN ???........AND ASK YOURSELVES, HOW MANY WOULD REALLY WANT ONE ???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE.....BLOODY GALACTIC RACISTS !!!!!!
GOOD SHIRTS....GREAT MODEL....GREAT PRICE £15....MORE STYLES TO COME....HOODIES AND CREWS BEING MADE NOW !!!!
ALSO FOR OUR OLDER MEMBERS (E.G PAT GATES) THAMES AND FIELD WHEEL CHAIR COVERS..........COMING SOON !!!
P.S... SEE ALL MY PLANTS I GOT REDUCED FROM £88 TO £11 AT B.Q.....THATS B.Q......AND NOT WRATTENS, THATS WRATTENS.......
T-SHIRT PRICES !!!!
CREW NECKS IN ANY SIZE,   ARE £13 (LOGO ON F/B AND R/SLEEVE)

POLO'S IN ANY SIZE,   ARE £15 (LOGO ON F/B AND R/SLEEVE)

HOODIES IN ANY SIZE,   ARE £19 (LOGO ON F/B)

ALL ARE IN THE BEST QUALITY GRADES YOU CAN ORDER, ALL WASH WELL.......BUT MOST OF ALL THEY LOOK GOOD AND CAN BE WORN OUT OF DETECTING CIRCLES,   AND NO ONE KNOWS YOUR A SAD GIT.......COZ IT HAS'NT GOT "METAL DETECTORIST" SPLASHED ALL OVER IT !!

IT IS A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT TO WHICH LOADS OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID "NICE SHIRT, WHAT DOE'S IT MEAN" ???   TO WHICH I REPLY......."BEING AN AIRLINE PILOT,   IT'S PART OF A SECRET SOCIETY WE BELONG TOO"!!!

AT THIS POINT MY WIFE NORMALLY SE'Z....."HE'S A SAD OLD GIT.....WHO GOES METAL DETECTING" !!!!!!! I'M CHANGING HISTORY HERE !!!!...........and the wife, very soon........
T AND F HOODIES........
YOU DONT WANNA LOOK S**T DOWN A SEWER !!!!!,   SO GET YOURSELF A THAMES AND FIELD HOODIE AND LOOK THE BIZ !!!!!
YOU GET INVITED DOWN A MEDIEVAL SEWER AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF "WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR"????

EVEN THOUGH IT'S A SEWER YOU DONT WANNA LOOK S**T, SO ITS ON WITH YOUR THAMES AND FIELD HOODIE AND AT ONLY £19 YOU DONT HAVE TO BE "FLUSH" TO BUY ONE !!!!
TWAT !!!
STICKERS,CAPS AND FLEECES TO COME SOON !!!!
YOUR JUST GONNA ENTER THE "CANEA BYZANTINE MUSEUM" WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR ????

YOUR THAMES AND FIELD POLO SHIRT......WHAT ELSE !!!!
THE THAMES AND FIELD T-SHIRT GOES TO GERMANY THIS TIME,   WITH SHAUN.......FIRST AT THE DOM CHRISTMAS MARKET,   AND THEN THE ROMAN-GERMANIC MUSEUM !!!
THE ALIEN DE-TEC-TOR HAS NOW BECOME A UK CITIZEN NOW AND HAS DISCOVERED THE BUDWEISER BEER......HAVE A LOOK AT THE NEW LOGO HOODIES AS HE TAKES RELAXATION WITH A BEER......P***ED AGAIN !!!!
BURP !!!
I LOVE THIS FRIGGING PLANET !!!
CANADIAN PETER IN "CANADA" (VERY APT) WITH HIS THAMES AND FIELD T-SHIRT ON !!!
OUR BIG BEN'S,   BIGGER THEN YOUR BIG BEN !!!
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