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SO DO YOU WANNA HAVE A GO AT THAMES MUDLARKING ???
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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THING'S YOUR'L EVER DO,   AND I REALLY MEAN THAT TOO !!!
YOUR'L HAVE A MEDIEVAL FIND IN YOUR HAND AFTER 5 MINUTE'S OF STANDING ON THAT THAMES 4-SHORE......GUARANTEED !!!
IT TAKE'S MONTH'S TO GET YOUR EYE IN DOWN THERE BEFORE YOU FIND ANYTHING AT ALL......I'LL SHOW YOU TIP'S, AREA'S, SAFETY HINT'S AND CORRECT PROCEDURE SO YOU CAN FIND STRAIGHT AWAY,   AND THEN FEEL SAFE TO CARRY ON THAMES MUDLARKING AFTER GETTING YOUR OWN FULL PERMIT.......YOU'RL WANNA FIND ARTIFACT'S.......BUT YOU'RL ALSO WANNA BE SAFE AT THE SAME TIME !!!
SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO SHARE MY WORLD WITH YOU ???
ONE WORD   "CORRECT PROCEDURE"!!!   I WANT YOU TO BE SAFE DOWN THERE, I WANT YOU TO FIND ARTIFACT'S, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE CORRECT PERMIT'S THAT ARE NEEDED, I WANT YOU TO BE ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE THAMES FOR YOUR VALID PERMIT, I WANT YOU TO RESPECT ALL THE STRUCTURE'S THAT ARE DOWN THERE, I WANT YOU TO RECORD WITH THE MUSEUM'S AND USE THE MUSEUM'S FOR ALL YOUR FIND'S...........SO WHY'S THAT YOU ASK YOURSELF ???...........WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER IS............THE THAMES IS ONE BIG HISTORY PUZZLE, AND IF YOU TAKE A PIECE AWAY FROM IT WITHOUT RECORDING IT WITH THE MUSEUM'S, WE CANT FINISH THE PUZZLE...........IT'S AS EASY AS THAT, AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW YOU CAN HELP US.......AND HOW WE SEE OUR HISTORY PAST AND PRESENT WITH YOUR VERY OWN FIND DOWN THERE..........IT'S EASY IF YOU KNOW HOW !!!

HENCE WHY YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT "CORRECT PROCEDURE ON THE 4-SHORE" AND TO RESPECT IT !!!
SO THAT'S THE HEAVY STUFF ABOVE...........NOW IT'S THE FUN PART !!!
FOR THE FAMILY AND KID'S IT'S A GREAT DAY.......THE KID'S LOVE HAND'S ON HISTORY,   AS DO YOU OLD FART'S TOO......IT'S AMAZING DOWN THERE.......YOUR'L LOVE IT !!! (IT'S A LOST WORLD IN LONDON)

BOOK IT AS A PRESENT FOR A BIRTHDAY OR ANNIVERSARY GIFT.......BLOW THE FLOWER'S OR CHOCOLATES AGAIN.......AND HOW MANY PAIR'S OF SOCK'S OR PANT'S DOES A MAN NEED ???

AND WHY USE ME..........WELL.......APART FROM BEING BRAD PITT'S DOUBLE......I LOVE THE THAMES,   AND WILL MAKE YOUR DAY A DAY TO REMEMBER (YOU'RL BREAK A LEG OR DROWN)

WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN ME BEFORE (APART FROM CRIMEWATCH) DAILY TELEGRAPH, THE TIMES, THE INDEPENDENT, THE GUARDIAN, CHANNEL 4, CHANNEL 5, ITV, RADIO 2 AND 4, LIVE ON WORLD BBC RADIO, COUNTRY LIVES, PAUL O'GRADY LIVE, BBC's INSIDE OUT,   BBC'S THE ONE SHOW WITH THE DUCHESS OF YORK LIVE (not that's she's dead yet) TIME TEAM 4 TIME'S, EYE TV, ICON TV, HISTORY CHANNEL, CANADIAN HISTORY CHANNEL, MORNING TV, WORLD SERVICE, TIME MAGAZINE, TWO BAFTA NOMINATED FILM'S ON THE THAMES, NBC LIVE, CBC LIVE, BBC 24 HOUR NEW'S LIVE.........ETC ETC (YOUR GETTING THE DRIFT HERE......I KNOW A TINY BIT ABOUT THE THAMES) EVEN SUICIDAL SYD (IN THE VIZ COMIC) STEAL'S MY BALL AND CHAIN AND TRY'S TO KILL HIMSELF WITH IT IN IT'S LAST ISSUE........SO HOW COOL'S THAT (THAT'S REAL FAME)

BUT BEST OF ALL........IVE CHANGED HISTORY MANY TIME'S BY MY FIND'S,   JUST GOOGLE ONE OF THE FAMOUS ONE'S.......PUNCH IN THE "THAMES BALL AND CHAIN" ON GOOGLE !!! IT SEZ IT ALL.
THE TRIP AND WHAT DO YOU NEED ???
JUST YOUR WELLIE BOOT'S AND YOURSELF..........I'LL SUPPLY TROWL'S FOR SCRAPPING AND BUCKET'S FOR YOUR FIND'S (IF YOUR LUCKY)...........I WILL ALSO ORGANISE ALL YOUR PERMIT'S ETC NEEDED FOR THE DAY.

THE FEE GOES TO PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERMIT'S AND THE REST OF IT GOES TO THE FUND FOR OUR MUSEUM PROJECT ON THE THAMES (NOW IN PROGRESS)........AND IT'S HAND'S ON HISTORY FOR SCHOOL'S,   WITH YOUR KID'S AND MINE GETTING THE MOST FROM HISTORY (KNOWLEDGE, ARTIFACT'S, MUD, MORE MUD........BUT MOST OF ALL FINDING OUT ABOUT HISTORY IN A FUN HAND'S ON WAY !!!)
SIX FOOT SIX OF PURE LARD AND 100% BRAIN-LESS TWADDLE TO GO WITH IT......WHAT MORE COULD ONE WANT IN A TOUR OF THE THAMES ???
YOUR'L LOVE IT !!!
EVEN COME DOWN AND LOOK MOODY SITTING ON SOME STEPS........I THINK I LIKE IT !!!
ARM CROSSING ON THE THAMES TAKES AN EXPERT YEARS TO MASTER
SO GIVE ME A SHOUT ON   s.brooker1@btinternet.com   OR 0208-310-8817 HOME   OR 07854873299 MOBILE.

STEVE BROOKER THE REAL THAMES MUDLARK..........GOOGLE ME AND HAVE A LOOK !!! (YOU POOR POOR PEOPLE)

IT REALLY IS A SUPERB DAY THAT YOUR'L ALWAY'S REMEMBER......AND REMEMBER,   THERE ARE SO MANY NEW COLOUR'S IN PLASTER FOR YOUR LEG'S.......WHITE IS SO LAST YEAR !!! (SO GOK WAN SEZ)


EVEN BOOK YOUR OFFICE TRIP OR CORPORATE OUTING DOWN THERE.........THERE'S PLENTY OF PUB'S AND CHEAP FOOD DOWN THERE FOR AFTERWARD'S,   JUST DIVE IN THE PUB'S RIGHT ABOVE THE 4-SHORE...........DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT "HAND'S ON HISTORY" IT'S THE FUTURE..........PLUS GARLIC BREAD !!! (discount's for pamela anderson looka-like's and £400 each extra for O.A.P's) IT'S JUST SO P.C CORRECT THIS WEBSITE...........NOT !!!
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