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Dorian and Sauls mud fest!!
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Dorian and Sauls Mud Sunday Story (T AND F   Breaking News Report)
Both Dorian and Saul whilst out on the mud flats hunting for Roman Pottery,   nearly came to a very sticky end............

As they hunted poor old Dorian came down with a bug and had to get back to the car,   then home as soon as possible.
As the guys came to a mud slip way the choice was,   to go round it ??   (which would take much, much longer !!!)
          "OR"
Dore was getting very sick,   so they "HAD TO"   cut across......It was only 30 foot of mud in width (sounds easy, eh !!! )   "WRONG",   the mud was 15 foot Deep and the guys were now in big S*it...............

As they sunk to there waists they had to lean forward in the thick quick sand like mud to spread the weight, Then with a swim like motion, pull themselves through the mud.......
This took 45 minutes, at   this point both were shagged and Dore was getting more sick. They got back safe (just) Dore chucked up,   and both were caked in thick mud from head to toe.....................


Moral of story......."Dont take short cuts" !!!!   (even if your ill !!!)   which i must say,   was the only reason why the guys did it !!! ............top guys these two........

FROM THIS OUTING CAME THIS GREAT BOTTLE........WOULD HAVE LOOKED NICE AS THERE HEAD STONE !!!!
AND WE STILL HAVE TWO GREAT GUYS WITH US IN THE CLUB.......ONLY JUST !!!
JUST REMEMBER.....WHEN I SAY IT'S DANGEROUS ON THE THAMES....I MEAN IT !!!........AND WE KNOW WHAT WERE DOING.......I THINK ???
IS MUDLARKING X-TREME DETECTING ?
THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE WE WENT BACK TO WORK,   AFTER THE CHRISTMAS HOL'S (THE 4th JAN O8) I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA WITH THE BOY'S TO GO FURTHER THEN WE'VE EVER WALKED BEFORE,   TO FIND NEW THAMES SITE'S.........(YOU CANT DRIVE BECAUSE THERE'S NO ROADS !!!)

AFTER A SOLID WALK OF THREE HOUR'S TO GET THERE.....THE SITE WAS TRULY BARON OF ANY SIGN OF LIFE !!!!

O......FRIGGING....NO !!!!   ANOTHER 3 HOUR'S TO GET BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED, WE WAS IN BIG SH*T !!!!

ON THE WAY BACK WE FOUND A SMALL PATCH OF BOTTLE'S AND PIPE'S IN THE THICK THAMES MUD.....BUT NOTHING SPECIAL   (TOOK OUR MIND'S OFF THE PAIN FOR TWO MIN'S,   I SPOSE !!!)

THEN THE WALK STARTED AGAIN !!!!!

RICK LOOKED BAD (KIND OF BRIGHT RED !!) AND AS HE SAID "I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY, WITH THE PAIN !!!)
HE HAD TO GO TO "HOSPITAL" WITH "GROIN STRAIN" !!!,   ON SATURDAY NIGHT !!!!

DORE LOST THE SKIN ON THE BALL OF HIS FOOT.......

EAGLE WAS JUST SHAGGED AND WET !!!!

AND ME ????
HAVE A LOOK AT MY HEEL'S (IN THE PIC'S)......OR LACK OFF.....I SHOULD SAY !!!!   IVE STUCK A 5 PENCE PIECE BY THE HOLE,   TO SHOW YOU THE SIZE VARIATION.......

AND DOES IT HURT ????? "NO"!!!   IT'S FRIGGING KILLING ME !!!!
STILL IF I'D GOT THE GROIN STRAIN,   I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN BIG TROUBLE..........LIKE DOLLY PARTON WITH A CHEST INFECTION !!!!!   (KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

MUDLARKING IS X-TREME DETECTING,     AND A GREAT WAY TO GET GANGRENE AND FROSTBITE !!!!!

WAS "DOUGLAS BARDER" A MUDLARK ????
NO,   THIS ISNT A PHOTO OF WHEN "PAT" (TOM'S MRS) USED TO BE A FOOT MODEL IN THE BORE WAR.......IT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HEEL'S FROM THAT POXY WALK.......READ ABOVE !!!!

I WOULD SHOW A PICTURE OF RICK'S GROIN STRAIN,   BUT MY CAMERA ONLY "BLOWS" (THERE'S A PUN !) IT UP BY 400 TIME'S MAGNIFICATION......SO YOU STILL WOULDNT SEE ANYTHING !!!!   (HUNG LIKE A WASP, SPRING'S TO MIND !!!)
I COULD START A FOOT FETISH WEBSIGHT WITH THESE GREAT LOOKIN SIZE 12's........WEBBED,   AND SIX TOE'S ON EACH !!!!   HOW MANY DETECTING SIGHT'S HAVE FEET ON THERE SITE'S ????.......DO YOU SEE THE "NORFOLK WOLF" IN HIS FLIP FLOP'S ????   (I THINK NOT !!!)
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