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PLEASE DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER ON THIS PAGE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PHALLIC WORSHIP !............I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THROUGH 1000'S OF YEARS MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WORSHIPPED THE WILLY.............(INCLUDING ME,   TWICE A WEEK!)

AND FOR ALL YOU BUDDING MARY WHITEHOUSES , THERE'S EVEN A SECTION ON E-BAY FOR THESE ITEMS !!
EYE SIGHT PERMITTING !!!
"IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE WILLY'S.......CLICK OFF" !!!!
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS NICE LITTLE GEORGE II HALFPENNY,   NICE COIN....EASY VF+.........WHAT ELSE COULD ONE DO WITH THIS COIN ?

NOW LET'S SAY YOUR A BORED SAILOR ON THE THAMES IN THE 1700'S, YOUR ON YOUR SHIP AND YOUR WAITING FOR A WIND TO GET YOU TO CUSTOMS HOUSE TO OFF LOAD YOUR GOODS.......
YOU COULD WAIT WEEKS FOR THAT WIND, WHAT DO YOU DO ????   NO TV,   I CANT READ AND I'M STUCK ON THIS SHIP !!.......I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.....I'LL ENGRAVE A COIN USING MY KNIFE !!!!!
THIS COIN IS MY PRIDE AND JOY.....THE WORKMANSHIP IS SUPERB (ALL DONE WITH JUST A KNIFE !!) JUST THE THOUGHT OF THAT GUY SITTING THERE SHOWING HIS MATES HIS DIRTY HANDY WORK.....ITS THE BIZ (AND THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD !!!)

I TRIED TO COPY IT USING A PROPER ELECTRIC ENGRAVER AND COULD'NT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THIS WORK OF ART !!!!
NOW GO BACK 2000 YEARS AND THAT ROMAN (MAXIMUS GIRTH !) , BORED "STIFF" !!!....... THINK'S I WONT BUY ONE OF THOSE MASS PRODUCED FERTILITY PENDENT CHARMS,   I'LL MAKE   ONE OUT OF LEAD AND THEN INSCRIBE IT MYSELF !!!! (CHEAP SKATE !)

ONCE AGAIN ITS THE BIZ ,THE SAME AS THE GUY ABOVE (1700'S MAN)......AND WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY IS,   WE STILL DO IT TODAY !.....ON BACKS OF DIRTY VANS ! (WELL I DO !!) BUT THEN AGAIN,   THAT'S JUST ME !!!
IT'S 1680 NOW,   SO HAVE A LOOK AT THIS GREAT KNIFE HANDLE FROM THE THAMES.......HE'S CHECKING OUT HER FUN BAG'S........AND SHE'S POLISHING HIS TRUMPET !!!!
LET ME SET THE SCENE FOR YOU,   FOR THE COIN BELOW......THESE TWO ARE WORKING IN THE LOCAL CHURCH,   SHE'S A CLEANER SCRUBBING THE FLOOR,   AND HE'S WALKING DOWN THE ISLE LIGHTING THE CANDLE'S........AS HE SPARK'S UP A MATCH,   LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN THE CHURCH BOILER.........WITH A LARGE EXPLOSION, THERE CLOTHE'S ARE BLOWN OFF,   AND HE IS CATAPULTED ON TO HER (FROM BEHIND)?????
OR,   IT COULD BE A GERMAN BROTHEL TOKEN !!!! (i detected it out of pat gate's pocket)
LARGE SAUSAGE ROLL PLEASE !!!
HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAS HAPPEND HERE ???

A WOMAN'S WALKED INTO GREIG'S THE BAKER'S,   JUST AS THERE WAS A MAJOR GAS LEAK FROM A FAULTY OVEN......AS THE BAKER'S SHOP BLEW UP,   BOTH THERE CLOTHES WERE BLOWN OFF (IVE HEARD SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE,   SOMEWHERE ???)
AS THEY BOTH STOOD THERE IN SHOCK.....THE BAKER SAID "THANK GOD WERE ALIVE....YOU LOOK HUNGARY LOVE.....HAVE THIS SAUSAGE ROLL,   MY GOOD LADY" !!!

NOW YOU CRUDE LOT PROBABLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GIVING HIM A ****   (YOU PERVERT'S !!!)

MY OLD MATE GERMAN ROLAND HAD THIS UP RECENTLY....WELL DONE ROLAND !!!
OH,   GO ON THEN....I'LL HAVE A SAUSAGE ROLL !!!
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